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tonedeafparrot:

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halobabyx:

shit hits different when you don’t have to ask for it

andreablog:

nyaanarchist:

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kasaron:

kalichnikov:

birlinterrupted:

Barack Obama complaining abt getting friendzoned by a bi girl even tho he read Foucault to impress her is just too much. We don’t need to know that.

I thought this was a joke

Considering Foucault became an intellectual to impress a bi boy, this is indescribably funny

For context

So if foucault was hot obama would have never been president

previouslysaltyfandombrat:

oysters-aint-for-me:

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think this is how it was a moment ago

carolxdanvers:

shodobear:

maatangi:

some girls are legitimately not nice u need to be careful dont let tumblr’s ‘all girls are beautiful and gifts to the world’ fool u because there are really horrible girls and women out there

Is this a ‘Not all girls’ post?

I’m pretty sure it’s a “stop telling girls who were abused by other girls that they must have done something wrong or they just have internalized misogyny” post.

rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211:

White men trying to get clout for saying they hate white women on Twitter is driving me insane sir we have seen the domestic violence statistics we know you feel that way